Now let me reiterate, Kanye West is now in the reproduction stage of his life and hopefully whichever of Kanye's many talented sperm cells was the first to reach Kim Kardashian's reality TV eggs will take a little soul sample from his/her daddy and continue the legacy. Now all we can do is speculate about who/what/where/when/why until the baby is born, so let's start speculating shall we?
Gender of the Child: This one is easy, FEMALE. It is my opinion that every rapper's first child will be female, which is the cosmos trying to get them to change their ways of using words like "ho" and "b***h" so much. I don't want to use the word Karma because that implies that having a baby girl is some kind of punishment, which it is certainly is not, but I do think that the universe is trying to show rappers like Kanye, and Jay-Z the error of their ways, as even rappers as forward thinking as Kanye have had songs like "That's My B***h" (even appearing on 2 Chainz "Birthday Song" was probably enough to get Kanye at least 3 baby girls).
Name of the Child: This on is a little more of a guessing game, but since I chose a female baby I'll guess some female names:
Donda (3-1 odds) - This one is straightforward, naming his baby after his late mother, Donda West would be a very nice tribute.
Something Whacky Like "Blu Ivy" (5-1 odds) - If Jay-Z gave his baby a crazy name then you know Kanye's gotta top it. He might even take a step in the branding revolution and name his daughter something like Eloise Vuitton. Then Kim will truly be the Eloise Vuitton Mom.
Madison (10-1 odds) - No reason, I just think Madison West would be a nice name.
Donda/Eloise Vuitton/Madison West's Birthday: Well, let's see. Kim and Kanye announced they were expecting around new years, and reports are that Kim is about 3 months pregnant already. That means we can expect Baby Yeezy to pop out sometime around the end of June, early July. So my prediction is...July 1st, on the three year anniversary of the release of the single "Power" which was essentially Kanye's rebirth as a rapper from his 808s/Taylor Swift Fueled break.
Location of Lil' Yeezy's Birth: This one if simple, Cedar’s Sinai Hospital in L.A. is where I'll be looking at on July 1st, 2013. Why? See: "Through the Wire," where he references the fact that after the car crash he got in he was taken to the same hospital where the Notorious B.I.G. was taken, Cedar's Sinai in L.A. It seems only too fitting that he should have his first child there too.
Odds and Ends: One last prediction, Baby Yeezy and Blu Ivy Carter will have the dopest play dates of all time. Seriously, they're going to be having tea parties in Ferrari and having outer space themed birthday parties in outer space. I'm talking cake on the space ship and then an moon bounce ON THE MOON. Also they're going to grow up and be best friends and make fun of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose's baby because her daddy is whack at rapping. No Lie.
That's all I got for Kanye's baby predictions. Check back in later for breaking news and world renowned journalistic integrity and spell-ckeckng.